What a revoltingly conventional survey. Death by unfortunate/hilarious incident aside (for which there are a spectrum of ironic and pertinent songs) I want my “funeral” to be whatever causes the least environmental damage – hearse fuel, coffin wood, cremation pollution all taken into account. Ideally everything will go to medical science and a tree will be planted.
“Circle of life” would make me cringe from beyond the ether, but I like the sentiment it portrays of this ideal funeral. Here’s something a bit more acceptable – n.b. I do not intend for aforementioned tree to be set on fire.